Ruthie Meg

Came downstairs in my awesome, cosy onesie. My boy:
“Hey gorgeous! How’s it— what the hell is that?!”

My boyfriend told me that he had a dream that I had sex with the US President. I was like, “oh my! With Obama?!”
“No, it was like a movie so it was Denzil Washington. You told me that you had to… For the bragging rights”
“Aww, don’t worry Hun, I would never do that. … Unless it was actually Obama”

daleks-on-the-enterprise:

I would really appreciate it if I didn’t pms the full week before I start my period. Seriously, back pain, cramps, fatigue, the hell is this shit. I did not sign up for this.

Apparently I “turn into a different person” like a werewolf! Hellish hormones & moods

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

SO I WATCHED THIS CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE FOR MYSELF AND IT’S TRUE AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW MYSELF OF F A BRIDGE

FINALLY!! I noticed the numbers from 9 down the first time i watched this and suddenly felt so anxious. I pointed it out to my boyfriend and we counted down. When it reached 1 and Lilly told Marshall I felt all parts of my tense body sink and I was so sad for Marshall. I’ve never felt that for a character before.

Thanks for putting all the numbers up.

(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie, via daleks-on-the-enterprise)